Last year the rugby team let me pretend that I was
1. a freshman
2. athletic
and they let me sub in for a few plays. I believe I still hold the U.S. record for “Number of Broken Bones in Fewest Minutes Played.” Inside of 10 minutes, I’d broken a finger and my right pinkie toe. That’s a 10:2 ratio. Impressive, yes? (I tore two ligaments too, and came out of it with a black eye the size of Cleveland. But, really, it was probably my pride that hurt worst of all.)
Annnyway…
Congrats to the ASU Rugby Team. They are currently ranked #1 in the eRugbyNews.com poll and are in the elite eight, headed toward a national championship!
And they’re doing it all without me. If you can believe that.
Esp. congrats go out to my former students: team members Curtis, Petey, Jarvis, Thomas, and Will. After a whole semester with me, no doubt my tremendous athleticism rubbed off on these guys in a powerful way. I’m just sayin.
So answer the question…..How old are you?…..and then how old was that girl in th mall Saturday!!!
Oh let me guess….y’all were just “friends.”
Yeah! We are just curious. AND we know age dont mean a think unless she is way under age or you are way over the hill ( which I personally think you are almost in your 40’s but you act like a kid at heart and once again personally I think is quite sexy for some guys ( maybe not you but maybe my man it is definately.) .).come one tell us. WE will find out. I am sure we can “GOOGLE” YOU somewhere..
Yeah! We are just curious. AND we know age dont mean a think unless she is way under age or you are way over the hill ( which I personally think you are almost in your 40’s but you act like a kid at heart and once again personally I think is quite sexy for some guys ( maybe not you but maybe my man it is definately.) .).come on tell us. WE will find out. I am sure we can “GOOGLE” YOU somewhere..
DUDE! are you in that picture? at the bottom? your nuts!!
Weener!!