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I am thinking of wearing this outfit to class next week.
The one on the right, that is.
Okay…maybe the one on the left, too.
Archive for February, 2008
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(Grizzlies lost. Again. I’m totally phoning this one in.)
I got more problems than a math book. But not drinking enough milk ain’t one of ‘em. The only thing I don’t like about drinking milk is that I can only drink it one swig at a time!
Milk is just another one of those things your mom was totally right about. Thank her.
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Look at LeBron. That punk. I intimidate him. He ran like a little school girl. That is, he ran like a little school girl and scored 45 points that game. So…my intimidation needs some work.
Tonight I will be intimidating Steve Nash and Shaquille O’Neal. Holla!
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Our buddy Sarah is back in the paper again. Last year there was a rumor that the Barbie people were gonna make a Sarah doll. She will def be on Oprah one day. Get her autograph now.
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The four two of y’all who actually read my crap here may remember my thoughts on NASCAR, and hockey. In short, both suck. The only way you’d get me to a NASCAR race is if they ran over hockey players every lap or two.
Annnyway…since Kristina is head over heels for Dale, Jr., he’s on the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated. I gave her my copy, and now you just know it is all…drool-y. Ew.
My #1 ranked Memphis Tigers beat UAB this weekend. Afterwards a fight nearly broke out between their fans and our players. My friend who was there said the thing was thisclose to breaking out into a riot.
From the looks of that sign, apparently UAB not only lost their battle with Memphis–they also lost their fight with illiteracy. Mempis?
What is not to like about team presentations week, hmm? Nothing. Nothing is what’s not to like about team presentations week…
Yesterday I got a new (second) passport chance at getting into the Ironman World Championship in Hawaii!! Just now, typing that out, I peed my pants a little.
The 2007 Championship is on NBC today from 1:00-2:30 today. Tune in to see what I, with any luck, will be doing on October 11.
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I have the body of a total nerd and the brain of a dumb jock. I take the word “loser” to a whole new level.
But my brother can do anything. I think somebody taught him how to play golf on a Tuesday, and then he went out and won a tournament that weekend.
Luckily his daughter, and my niece, Dailey, gets her sports talent from him and not me.
Congratulations, Dailey, on another undefeated tournament!!
2.4 mile swim + 112 mile bike + 26.2 mile run
Some of y’all will remember my hopes of doing Ironman Florida last year. Because of me being scared and crying like a little school girl, uh, I mean, because of illness, my training came to a standstill.
This year, I didn’t get registered for Ironman Florida in time–it’s sold out.
However, the Ironman World Championships (the one you see on tv, held in Hawaii) has 100 lottery slots available. Your boy Beasley is in the lottery! Winners will be drawn April 15.
Next time you are praying to blond-haired, blue-eyed, 8 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus, I’d appreciate if you’d ask him to use his Baby Jesus magic powers to let me be one of the 100.
Shake ‘n’ Bake.
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