Everybody wanted to be David Foster Wallace. Except him.
Rest in peace, David.
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- SwimBikeRunDude: Beasley's Second Law: You'll never have to say, "That's too much bacon."
- SwimBikeRunDude: Beasley's Law: 95% of all cellphone calls are absolutely unnecessary.
- SwimBikeRunDude: Einstein had his Theory of General Relativity & Heisenberg had his Uncertainty Principle. I want one. Beasley's Law.
- SwimBikeRunDude: http://twitpic.com/ut9ja - Just me&the senior citizen ladies@the pool tday. I like my chances! Their bosoms are apocalyptic!!
- SwimBikeRunDude: Took Mom2the cancer doctor tday. "Doctor" shld b in quotes. It is inexcusable how little these ppl actualy kno! U&MeWldBeFired4SuchIneptness
- SwimBikeRunDude: Last week I wrote to Marvelous Marvin Hagler. Today he wrote me back! Thank you, Baby Jesus.
- SwimBikeRunDude: Reading nice article on Dathan Ritz here http://bit.ly/Dathan and reading The Penguin's final column here http://bit.ly/PenguinsLast
- SwimBikeRunDude: Why don't they make bike seats that look like a butt? Bike seats look like a fist.
- SwimBikeRunDude: Doing Half Ironman today. 1.2 mile swim. Done. 13.1 mile run. Done. But 56 miles on stationary bike is.. ew.
- SwimBikeRunDude: http://twitpic.com/ui85f - Ths wks bk. We Beasleys say there is NO good way 2 lose weight; there r only good ways to gain weight! But since
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