Crap about College
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I totally wore that same suit to prom. Joakim Noah is maybe my least favorite player in the NBA, but that picture on draft day last year is priceless!
My boy Derrick Rose went #1, in case you haven’t heard. Whoop-Whoop!
For all you haters, click here for what I said about him when he was still in high school! Holla.
P.S. Grizzlies fans, get on the LOVE TRAIN!
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The first basketball I ever owned was signed by Larry Bird. (My dad may have signed Bird’s name on it, actually.) It always made me pull for him and the Celtics.
You know I’m a Grizzlies fan. But if sucking was a crime, the Grizzlies starting five would be locked up.
So…since back in November of last year I predicted the Celtics to win it all [almost]…I just want to say congrats! Bird would be proud.
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Just look at that punk Nash. I could totally take him. What a loser.
Also losers: my Grizzlies. Ew. 127-113.
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Here’s a sucky cameraphone shot of Shaq and Nash from last week’s Grizzlies-Suns game. Also sucky: the Grizzlies.
Not sucky: Sara. She got us 4th row seats. She’s super duper.
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(Grizzlies lost. Again. I’m totally phoning this one in.)
I got more problems than a math book. But not drinking enough milk ain’t one of ‘em. The only thing I don’t like about drinking milk is that I can only drink it one swig at a time!
Milk is just another one of those things your mom was totally right about. Thank her.
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Look at LeBron. That punk. I intimidate him. He ran like a little school girl. That is, he ran like a little school girl and scored 45 points that game. So…my intimidation needs some work.
Tonight I will be intimidating Steve Nash and Shaquille O’Neal. Holla!
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When my boys Kirk Porter and Jeffrey Blake show up in the newspaper, they’re usually in handcuffs getting arrested for sniffin’ glue or something. But not this time. Congrats, Chumps Champs!
Hope all y’all are having a great Christmas break! Miss me!!
P.S. Grizz v. Spurs tonight! Go Grizz!! If you are going, holla at your boy!
I am really good luck for the Grizzlies. They should totally put me on their payroll. Things didn’t look good for the first two quarters last night, so I had to go in the locker-room at half-time and draw up a few plays on the chalkboard. “No you’re roll!” I told ‘em. I am a sports genius. Submit to my sports brain.
P.S. Actually it was the Victoria’s Secret bikini model–who, by the way, can tell you the title and singer of any song ever recorded in the history of the world within the first 10 seconds of hearing it–that was the good luck charm. Yao Ming totally had a crush on her and she distracted him.
My man…
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Derrick Rose was pretty good last year…when I brought him up. Now, after I took him under my wing this summer and showed him some old-school Beasley moves, he’s unstoppable–a word that used to describe me back in PE class.
P.S. Grizzlies tonight! Holla!
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