Crap about College
Congratulations to Michael and Anna, Homecoming King and Queen.
I got close to being homecoming king in 12th grade. And by close I mean I finished, like, 20th. I beat one guy … and he was actually in jail when they voted or he’d've beaten me too.
Congrats also to the entire Red Wolves football team on a great win! ASU 3-1, 1-0!
Beat Memphis!
Here’s the list of twits twitterers…
Homecoming Week has been awesome! Except for getting hit with a water balloon. Losers.
Also awesome? This…
Happy Homecoming! Go Red Wolves!
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Tough loss Saturday. Came down to last play. Still, nothin’ wrong with 2-1. And the REAL season starts next week!
Meant to say CONGRATS to my boy Jeff Blake on his two touchdowns last week. Good lookin’ out, Jeff!
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9/11 Assignment:
Click here and read the front page of the New York Times, 9/12/01.
Click here and read yesterday’s story on 9/11 rumors.
Think back to that day. Where were you? What were you doing? How did you find out? What happened next? What was your initial reaction then? Anger? Revenge? And now? … What do you think of the statements in the “9/11″ rumors article? How would you respond to them? If you were sitting across the table from those quoted in that article, what would you say to them?
Tie together your answers to these questions, plus any personal thoughts you’d like to share, and type them up in a cohesive, 2-3 page paper.
“It’s your duty to shake that booty.” Oh if I had a dollar for every time I told a girl that in high school…
Speaking of high school, this guy has on what I wore to prom.
Shut up.
UPDATE: Video went down because server was overloaded … but if y’all still want to see all my moves from high school, you can see the video here!
HONORS STUDENTS, click here to see the reading list for this semester.
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ASU 83, Texas Southern 10
I’m no math major, but we beat them by, like, 25 points or something, right? A country-ass whoopin’, my granny would call it.
We scored 31 points before I ever sat down. One time I bent down to tie my shoe and by the time I raised up we’d scored 13 more points! Smokin’ hott! You know, like me in my white blue jeans back in high school!
Shut up.
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Okay, FRIDAY students, here goes…
Then click here and read this.
Then type up two pages proving you glanced at skimmed totally read both things. Summarize them. Pull some quotes from them, if you like. Then tell me what YOU think.
M.L.A. format it. Turn it in Monday.
Miss me!
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Corey stopped by my office before the big game against Texas A&M. I drew up a few plays for him. Then he WENT OUT AND DID THIS!
You know how we do.
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